Great One-Liners

"It's your fault I blame other people."

"I will quit following others if you do so first."

"I'll stop being a copycat if you lead by example."

"If a pregnant woman were carrying a spotted owl in her womb, what
would be Al Gore's counsel to her?"

"It's always wrong to generalize."

"If genocide is always wrong and if suicide should not be prohibited,
should we allow the last living member of an ethnic group to kill
himself?"

"How can liberals know so much about nature that they are convinced
they know how many California condors and redwood trees belong in the
Pacific Northwest, but they are not quite sure what their genitals are
for?"

Student: "Why is the truth important, Professor Beckwith?" Beckwith:
"Do you want the true answer or the false one?"