AAUUGGHGHGGHGH!!!!!!

I just paid $40 to have my head shaved.

Never in my life have I walked into a salon and told them what I wanted to do with my hair, until today. I told her specifically how I wanted it to look. Yet somewhere between my English and her Spanish it translated as, "please shave all of my hair off and let me give you an exorbitant amount of money for what a 5 year old could do with an electric razor."

I look like I ran into a Mohican War Party on my way to the Library of Congress.